Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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