We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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