BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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