she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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