ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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