In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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