It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
His nipple licking is glorious
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