I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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