Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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