do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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