I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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