If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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