Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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