Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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