fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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