so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
did you just send me my own nude
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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