Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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