I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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