is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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