Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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