how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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