quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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