ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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