Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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