toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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