Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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