she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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