But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
