Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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