i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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