one two three fourrrrnication!
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the day after is always just damage control
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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