names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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