it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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