Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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