So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
tell me about the eggs
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