Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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