I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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