Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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