People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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