I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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