Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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