I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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