i just made my gag reflex go away.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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