Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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