I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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