Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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