Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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