PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
