Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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