he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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