I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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