ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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