Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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