After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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