i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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